Friday, May 15, 2009

Title Sponsor

Yesterday was a little hectic, between preparations for the destructive muffin testing and my business negotiations, there wasn't much time to post. You will all be happy to know that MFK Racing is now the title sponsor for the Astana Pro Cycling Team. Effective immediately. Lance, Johan, and I really think it's the best. Contador is a little pissed, but he always is. The first order of business is to prevent further hair loss from both Levi Leipheimer and Chris Horner.


Seriously the hair loss is so pervasive, Horner has lost his eyebrows. Hang in there guys, help is on the way.

2 comments:

Jeffrey Stutsman said...

Hey, the hair loss is neither genetic, nor aesthetic: Its performance enhancing. Depending on your style, all that extra hair-weight can cost you minutes on the climbs. (See how slow Cipollini goes uphill, VS lets say... Pantani?) I for one vote to SHAVE MFK!

MFK said...

I have implemented a comprehensive manscaping plan already. Shaving isn't quite the right word, it's more of a bristle texture I'm looking for.