Monday, March 30, 2009

The Matrix

Due to popular demand, and confusion of how my constituents should address me, I have prepared the following Ken, Kenny, Kenneth Matrix. 



Proper use examples are as follows:

Ken, would you like to join us for cigars and brandy on aft deck?

Kenny are you riding bikes tomorrow?

Kenneth is only to be used in the most formal of occasions. i.e mortgage closing and sentencing to prison. All instances must be approved when conditions are met as described by the astericks in the above matrix.




2 comments:

Jeff said...

to be fair, I often call you Kenneth behind your back. Now I'll have to switch to Ken-dog to maintain the peace. Wait, Ken-dog isn't on the matrix. What the hell?

MFK said...

I never include our pillow talk on the blog. You know that.