Someone Asked me

What I was doing today. I made up an elaborate story of how It was non-stop action in my office. I had a system of women coming in the side door, going in my office where I would service their needs, they would then exit out through accounting. (for obvious reasons). I said I was holding steady at three an hour. I was just stretching before my next visit. I also walked them over to show the wear on the carpet next to my door. I don't think they will ever ask me whats' up again.