My First Born

I've conceded to the fact that a new computer or puppy will be the closest thing to a child in my life, so here are the birth pictures.

Here is the vessel that carried my firstborn all the way from China.

Okay athletic stance now pushhhh!!!!

It looks so cute. Now time to smack it's ass, the power on stage.

Instead of crying you get hyper-real graphics and music that just makes you feel good.

And now the messy after-birth.