Arthur Bryant's

Since I am in Kansas City I couldn't help but sample some of the finest Barbecue in the world. An enormous debate rages inside my stomach as to what is better Gates or Arthur Bryant's. I'll say for ambiance and authenticity, Arthur Bryant's is the leader. I mean the pit master is named Bacon.

Lets start with this sign, I counted 71 just one half of the seating area, not including staff.

You get to look at this as you wait in line.

Now this is a PIT, it takes a minimum of 40 years to develop the necessary black crust.

Meat pile, no effing around here. I wouldn't recommend suggesting tofu to these guys. That's not dirt around the pit,that's flavor!

Behind the Scenes, yes that is a trash can full of fries.

Burnt Ends Open Face sandwich, bitches. You know you want it.

Gate's Barbecue is Friday, still my favorite.

Bonding with my Turkey

I was gazing in to my refrigerator yesterday and I notices my turkey. He looked bored, and obviously has no idea as to what was about to happen to him. So I decided to get him drunk. I staked up beer around him, double wing style, as turkeys can't make fists. As the family watched TV at night I would here a kick, or distant scratch from the door. That was my sign that he needed another.

He was going through then at 2x10 to the 9th power. I said Earl, that's what I named him, they're going to pick you up with a stick and a spoon. That's when I realized I was they, and I was going to use a fork, or maybe just pull a leg off. I gave him another and patted him where I assumed his head would be.

Yard of Jimmy

So I've eaten 3 consecutive days of Jimmy Johns. So I figure I'm up to three feet plus of Jimmy so far.

How I feel

Finally someone else gets how I feel about TACO Bar, thanks HIll!

Chip Accessory Option

Holy Christ! Double Taco Bar Month! This time it came fully loaded with the chip accessory option.

This greatly expands the versatility of the beans and quac, brilliant.

TIP: When at the restaurant, just order all beans instead of rice and beans. Deep down everyone wants more beans but they are afraid to ask. Don't fear the legume.

New Ride

My new snow tires kicked so much ass this weekend, I decided to upodate my whole ride. Here's me in my new High-Vis orange plow. CDOT lets me use it whenever. Why you ask? Because I'm MFK, and Katie Compton I was MFK long before you were KFC.

I also rocked out the Slack-Line at the ski expo this weekend. Here is a pic of Manny the mohawk just before Scott and I drilled him with Beach-balls to the face. I think he was use to that kinda of thing.

I will give him credit he only sold ski-boots to the hottest chicks. No moms, no dudes. It was impressive to watch him try to control his foot fetish.

Benefit Of the Doubt?

Back Story:

So I got new tires today, some phat snow eating Blizzaks. I hope Yoda was right about the snow year, I can't wait to put them to the test on Vail Pass. Anyway when my car was finished I swung by the tire shop on my lunch ride to pick up my car. Naturally I was in full spandex kit and helmet, and parked my bike in plain site.

The Setup:

The Hot Blonde tire manager commented on my outfit. She says "That's quite a little outfit that your wearing" Naturally I commented back " Yeah, its my racquet-ball uniform" and " I got wear a helmet when I play because I hit the walls alot." She says without missing a beat " Oh, you play raquetball, that sounds fun."

The Dilemma:

Was she that quick witted to play along, or did she really think it was a racquet ball uniform?

I have my thoughts, partly because I was charged a tire disposal fee for tires I didn't throw away. Either way I did get a free oil change, must have been the spandex.

Discuss

Discuss amongst yourselves

Good Snow Year

Everyone can relax. I have consulted the authority on the subject, and it will be a good snow year.

Where's the weight room?

I can now tell you. I've been "workin out" with a hard core cycling related program. Can't you tell? I hit the keys on my keyboard much harder, they should appear bolder on your screen. I almost put my mouse through my desk when I double clicked. Check out my biceps.

Yes there are web pages where people actually send in photographs of their biceps. Interesting.

I guess this makes it official.

I have a plane ticket to Uganda.

BRITISH AIRWAYS 12MAR DENVER CO LONDON 520P 905A

BA 218 FRIDAY DENVER INTL HEATHROW 13MAR

N ECONOMY AIRCRAFT: BOEING 777-200/300

RESERVATION CONFIRMED



BRITISH AIRWAYS 13MAR LONDON ENTEBBE 1045A 1010P


BA 63 SATURDAY HEATHROW

N ECONOMY AIRCRAFT: BOEING 767-200/300

RESERVATION CONFIRMED

Done for the day?

So I rolled in to work at 7 AM, don't ask me why. It's my dish day today, so I unloaded the washer. I think my work is done for the day.

I did get a little fun out of it. I mixed up where all the plates and cups go, and hid the forks. We'll see what happens.