The best $59 I ever spent

Me and three other went on a snow commando mission on New Years Eve. The plan was to crash another bro's condo in Avon. Upon checking the Snow report at 5 AM we were prepared to travel anywhere in the state that got the most snow. Luckily the big winner was Beaver Creek, 10 minutes from the condo, 13" in 24hrs, 18 in 48hrs. We got pretty darn close to first chair, and literally did things to powder snow that you usually have to pay internet sites to see and read about. After two months of pent up powder aggression, we were like kids with insects ripping each of the snowflakes six little legs off. The Beave was boned out by 12:30 mostly due to us. Thats when the acute powder sniffing capabilities of Scottytime became active. He was running some Voikl Kuros. You must understand these things were specifically designed by the military to deliver operatives to high mountain Afgahn caves. They skis enable Americas best to surf in through twenty feet of powder, huck in a bomb, and v-line down a 50 degree slope before the avalanche can catch you. Let me tell you the 100 billion we spend on the war on terror, finally did some good. After picking our way through some Vietnam like jungle tree sangs we came across an untouched and unopened run. Again ski patrol closure ropes are really just a reference. 3 EFFING FEET PLUS AND EASY 1000 FEET OF VERTICAL OF LUXURY EFFING POWDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We drilled 4 runs x 4 people making the hill look like a powder 8 tournament was held there, only less gay. (in a non gay way) On our last run it was officially opened it. We were having a competition to see who could enter the run the fastest. There was a four pack of gapers blocking the high speed entry, we showed no mercy. Four people at 30 MPH's were treated like high-school football players trying to stop Adrian Peterson. It wasn't pretty but we were 30 yards down hill (mostly in the air) before they could react. Ski patrol couldn't even react do to the velocity. In a nutshell the $59 ski with a friend ticket because our passes were blocked was the best money I ever spent.

Pictured above is Americas best powder destroying weaponry.