Monday, May 17, 2010
Burrito Packin Protocol
Stay tuned I'm working on a tortilla that will greatly simplify the packing of said burrito. Graphics and Diagrams to follow. But it basically is a tortilla with lines and color coding that enable you to properly fill a burrito, but yet still be able to properly roll it up. Oil spill in the Gulf? This is a real problem that needs to be solved.
Friday, May 14, 2010
The "Bless You"
I never have understood the "Bless You" Phenomenon. When you sneeze people will literally trip over themselves to say "Bless You". No matter how many times you sneeze they won't stop. I bet you could play a recording of a sneeze 6o times, and the people will say bless you, 60 times. It is a conditioned response, almost a little disturbing. How does the sneeze get this magical blessing? Isn't it just a normal body action? How come when you burp it is seen so negative, or God forbid rip a fart. Are those not similar body actions? In my opinion significantly less harmful. I don't believe a cold, or flu have ever been spread by farting. But the sanctified sneeze sending mucus and other viral muck at 120 mph is considered above the law and Saint like. Furthermore, everybody knows you sneezed and it has already interrupted what you were doing, why drag it out with a chorus of Bless You's. For the record I have never said Bless You, and don't expect me to start any time soon. Unless you are a really hot chick, and you want me to be sensitive.
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