Yes,would it be possible for anyone to grind up a tree (hardwood if possible, cherry, apple, or walnut preferably) and compress the gris in to chewy blocks? I could then chew on them at work. That way I would be "busy as a beaver". I also think the slightly abrasive nature of the wood pulp would clean and whiten my teeth at the same time, making me more attractive to other beavers.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
I'd like to pretend I'm a Beaver
Yes,would it be possible for anyone to grind up a tree (hardwood if possible, cherry, apple, or walnut preferably) and compress the gris in to chewy blocks? I could then chew on them at work. That way I would be "busy as a beaver". I also think the slightly abrasive nature of the wood pulp would clean and whiten my teeth at the same time, making me more attractive to other beavers.
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It's all stacked up behind my house. Makes for good firewood. I do think the nailed-on-the-wall-for-15-years aging process would crete a fine nutty flavor.
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