Tuesday, August 4, 2009

I'd like to pretend I'm a Beaver


Yes,would it be possible for anyone to grind up a tree (hardwood if possible, cherry, apple, or walnut preferably) and compress the gris in to chewy blocks? I could then chew on them at work. That way I would be "busy as a beaver". I also think the slightly abrasive nature of the wood pulp would clean and whiten my teeth at the same time, making me more attractive to other beavers.

1 comment:

Sandblogger said...

It's all stacked up behind my house. Makes for good firewood. I do think the nailed-on-the-wall-for-15-years aging process would crete a fine nutty flavor.