Proper use examples are as follows:
Ken, would you like to join us for cigars and brandy on aft deck?
Kenny are you riding bikes tomorrow?
Kenneth is only to be used in the most formal of occasions. i.e mortgage closing and sentencing to prison. All instances must be approved when conditions are met as described by the astericks in the above matrix.
2 comments:
to be fair, I often call you Kenneth behind your back. Now I'll have to switch to Ken-dog to maintain the peace. Wait, Ken-dog isn't on the matrix. What the hell?
I never include our pillow talk on the blog. You know that.
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